Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Huge...

This is huge. A huge month. A huge year.

So we go out with a bang in 07'

Vegoose is this weekend. I'm so excited I can't even begin to explain it.

Then....i'll be married to a most excellent girl!

Later that night, it's off to Marilyn Manson.

AWESOME!

Thursday, August 9, 2007

Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Tuesday, August 7, 2007

oh ham

it's funny how the smallest things make you happy

Saturday, July 28, 2007

the egg

Transformers

.....now they stand watching

Friday, July 20, 2007

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Monday, July 16, 2007

so yeah...

the bad luck that was suppose to happen on Friday the 13th....


is about 2 days late.


EFF!

Sunday, July 15, 2007

Friday, July 13, 2007

the best friday the thirteenth ever

even serving icecream!
lordamercy

people are just retarded

toothpaste anyone

....damn! thats a lot of toothpaste

this bitch got his ass whipped

this is why you dont mess with tourist!

Saturday, July 7, 2007

777


THIS DAY
Will be the best.
Lucky Us!

Ooohhhhhh

It's 7/7/7

Thursday, July 5, 2007

Electronics

I hate them.

they should all be now deemed.....

the devils weapons.

they are pieces of shit and I hate them.

there I said it.

Screw you Philips

Monday, June 25, 2007

.....44 minutes ago

Pro wrestler, family found dead in Fayetteville homeBy Saeed Ahmed, Kathy JefcoatsThe Atlanta-Journal ConstitutionPublished on: 06/25/07
A well-known professional wrestler and his family were found dead inside their house in Fayette County Monday afternoon.
Authorities confirmed that Chris Benoit, his wife Nancy and their 7-year-old son, Daniel, were found dead at the home on Quarters and Redwine roads in Fayetteville about 4 p.m.
Chris Benoit
Officials would not say how the family died, other than to say they weren't shot to death.
Benoit, a 40-year-old Canadian native maintained a home in metro Atlanta from the time he wrestled for the now-defunct World Championship Wrestling.
Most recently, Benoit fought as part of the World Wrestling Entertainment organization. WWE canceled its live show in Corpus Christi Monday night, and its broadcast of "Raw" on the USA Network was a three-hour retrospective on Benoit's career.
"Obviously, all sorts of speculation are running rampant but I have talked to so many people and nobody really knows [whether the couple was having marital troubles]," said Bryan Alvarez, who runs Figurefour Weekly, a wrestling newsletter and Web site, from Linwood, Washington.
Benoit was scheduled to appear in a pay-per-view title match Sunday night, but was a no-show due to a "family emergency," the WWE said during the broadcast.
Benoit's wife, Nancy, managed several wrestlers and went by the stage name, "Woman."
They met when her then-husband drew up a script that had them involved in a relationship as part of an ongoing storyline on World Championship Wrestling.
Soon after, the two became romantically involved in real life and married, Alvarez said.
Benoit has two other children from a prior relationship
cut off the balls of the person responsible......
PLANET TERROR style ova here!

Saturday, June 23, 2007

BAFFROOM!

THE TOILET IS IN
THE SINK IS MOUNTED
THE HARDWARE IS UP
THE TOILET WORKS
....ONLY A FEW MORE STEPS

AND TOTAL VICTORY.

....I SAY SWEET SASSY MALASSY!

Sunday, June 17, 2007

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

over and over

over the hills

ripping through the wind

slowing down just enough to see the roses and not smell them

continuing on until the wind dies down

filling the sky with grey cloud

the storm is bruing

this may never end

rainy days have never looked so good

Sunday, June 10, 2007

and i

and i shall topple you will my big hand shoving your face straight into the concrete. then i just come back to reality and pretty much just walk away.
...and that my friend...is a god damn shame.

Saturday, June 9, 2007

So..

yesterday we had beer, brats, taters, beans and steak

today we had the same.......minus the steak




what an effin life saver!

SCRUMDITTLES

Friday, June 8, 2007

the knobgobbler

ahahahaha

Wednesday, June 6, 2007

What makes the world a better place?

That's a great question, I myself have always wondered what people think. What do you think makes the world a better place?

  1. Smiling (keep smiling)
  2. Don't dwell (it's so hard to not be upset when your so upset)
  3. Do onto others (as you would have them do onto you)
  4. Give (give what you can, but don't give it all)
  5. Be spontaneous (keep things lively)
  6. Think (sometimes you may say something that sounds ok to you, but may hurt the other person)

My 6 tips help me all the time. Too bad they are soooooo hard to abide by. Keep trying, never give up. Nothing is impossible.

I'm from DOWNTOWN.....


I'm from Mitch & Murray!


Saturday, June 2, 2007

PIRATES!


We have to represent today.



What a kick ass movie.......


Friday, June 1, 2007

Happy Birthday SIMON!


Just wanna shout out a Happy Birthday to Simon!


Thursday, May 31, 2007

TONIGHT!

BLUEMOON = BLUEMOON



MMMmmmMMmM Good!
Maybe drinking Bluemoon on a Bluemoon will cancel out all the bad Karma and create a whole new properous outcome.
The least I can do is be positive. This doesn't happen much, as a matter a fact it only happens once every Bluemoon!
CORN!































So...

On the way to work today, I thought I'd leave a bit early to make up some time. I'm flying down the road. Everything is fine.

Then I start thinking about gas for some reason. I remembered the last time I ran out of gas. It really sucked ass. So I tried to remember the sound that the bike makes and how it acts. Oh boy not 2 seconds after I thought about that my bike started to die. Luckly I was at an intersection where there was a gas station. I ended up having to walk my bike across to different crosswalks, but I gassed up and we made it!

It's really hot, damn that stinks.

today


twas the day


the day that I thought would never come


the day that kept going


kept chuggin' along at the slowest pace


time nearly standing still


busy or not, the day pushes along


the longest day ever
but that's ok
at least I can see the day
and wake up to live another

As in a dream....




As I sit here



I reminisce things that have happened






I think about the now



I wonder what will happen next






Things begin to unfold



Like a story right in front of me






The pieces were there



I saw them before they happened






Fragmented stills



Coming across very vauguely to me






As if I was in a dream



Feeling things I normally wouldn't






Flowing through my sub-concience



Following out my deepest thoughts and feelings






Thoughts keep coming



Tangents keep progressing






All of this while I sit



While I sit






Monday, May 28, 2007

Saturday, May 26, 2007

only if

only if time permitted

i would take you places

take you to the places we talk about

a quick trip around the bend

high speed to the places we love again

to the sea or the ocean

on the beach feeling free

places and spaces we wanna be

talk about it more

we just might see

the things we need

to make this real

to feel

your hands on the wheel

let's go and explore

some more

come on let's go

i'm sure

you know

that we should

before it's to late

i'm sure

we'll make

this date great.....

when i feel...

the water on my face

i feel this overwhelming urge

to swim as fast as I can

a cleanse to the soul

a release of stress

the sun bathes with you

feeling the brush of your love

for feeling striped free of

anxiety

back to the water

let's go

Friday, May 25, 2007

bliss

As the water falls

the feeling of release engulfs me

the rain washes away all of the anger

the pain

and misery

As the water falls

the clouds begin to group

forming this storm your not ready for

As the water falls

things become wet with distraut

problems bloom instead of flowers

As the water falls

tears of joy change quickly

during this storm

hands will be held

arms will be open

As the water falls

I will be there

head up and ready

to take on this storm

As the water stops falling

everything begins to clear

and things start looking a little better

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Thursday, May 24, 2007

T MINUS!

1 Month and some change...

THE STUDIO WILL CREATED.

I'm thinking that the best way to start this would be to find an ass load of rebond pad from the back of a carpet store. Staple the shit out of it......and WAH LAH!

PICTURES WILL BE HAD......MUSIC WILL BE MADE!

i was racked

my balls were racked today and it was caught on camera!

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

US AIRWAYS/AMERICA WEST = DUMP HOLE AIRLINE AND IT'S 50 YEAR OLD JETS!!!!!



I should have known better not to use them judging
by their racist flag they wave so proudly!













EFF US Airways!








Shitty service, shitty flight and all around
shitty. The seats are way too small, even for me and I'm not even a big guy.
Uncomforatable. The trays were raggity. I don't know how many of these old
planes they have left, but the one from Phoenix! SH*T!That was crazy talk! We
took US Airways from Vegas to Phoenix, Phoenix to Omaha.....and vice versa.
FUCKING balls! I was sooooo dissapointed with the quality of service. I was not
happy with the amount of time it took just to get a beverage on the way
back.....basically went the entire flight. No food, stupid pretzels. Not even
the honey roasted peanuts man! DAMN! I'm just like, wow I just spent how much to
be treated like a low life. No way. Damn US Airways and damn flying!








N.G. to US
Airways.....








FINI!




I spit on you and your crew.



you have prior engagements

Don't you hate it when you are deep in thought and someone distracts you?

Sucks huh.

The one thing I hate the most is when I'm really busy at work, and I have to get up to pee. I really have to pee, but then I really have to finish what I'm doing. So I'll put it off for a minute. Then I forget about the fact I have to pee, it's like my body goes "hey we can wait a minute". Then it comes hitting hard and it hurts so bad I'm literally wallowing in my own stupid pain.

Sucks huh

Another thing about bowel movements and pissing. It's the most inopportune times nine times outta ten. Like when you have a 2 or 3 story house, you head down to your car and pull out. You've already dedicated yourself into getting out of the driveway and on to your task. Then about 2 minutes later.............

THUNDER STRIKES

when your sitting in your car and the bathroom's Way too far.....diarrhea
when your typing up a poem and you feel your butt foam.....diarrhea
when your walking down the road and you drop that big fat load.....diarrhea
when your drinking at the bar and your asscheek's feel like tar.....diarrhea
when you start to sweat and you feel something wet....diarrhea
when you take it way to far and you break your guitar....diarrhea
when it smells really nasty and your butt is makin' ass-tea!.....diarrhea
when your sitting on a chair and you wet your DAREAIR.....diarrhea
when you blast a hole in your pants and you know it's your last chance....diarrhea
when you feel your stomach boil and your ass is churning oil....diarrhea

DUCK DUCK GONE!!


What a fantastic game that was! Probably the first time I have ever watched all 3 periods on TV! I was impressed. Until the Dead Wings started scoring, then I was like damn. They won though and that's all that matters.


McDonald's = ruthless

the stars

they sparkle and burn

they sit there and light the sky

they create another world away from our own

they are magnificent

they are beautiful

they always make me smile

things we say

the things we say can make

the things we do

the things we do

effect the people we love

the people we love effect

the things we do

the things we do

effect what we say

the things we say

on a ride

on my ride today I felt like I was one with the bike

hugging the turns, feeling the road like the tires were my skin

accelerating fast

letting it all hang out

letting it all come out

letting it all out

my ride was great today, I can't wait to get back on and feel the road again

the things you'll do

there are many things you'll see

things in a tree

things in the sea

things with me

there are many things you'll do

things with you

the things we'll do

things just the two

of us we shall do

take a trip with me

If I were to go

I would go somewhere I haven't been

I would go there as quickly as I could

I would stay there as long as time permits

I would do as much as possible

I would do it all with you

....when

when I reach

you pull away

when I reach

you pull away

when you reach

I pull close

I pull close

MMmMmMM GoooooooD!

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