Thursday, May 31, 2007
TONIGHT!
So...
Then I start thinking about gas for some reason. I remembered the last time I ran out of gas. It really sucked ass. So I tried to remember the sound that the bike makes and how it acts. Oh boy not 2 seconds after I thought about that my bike started to die. Luckly I was at an intersection where there was a gas station. I ended up having to walk my bike across to different crosswalks, but I gassed up and we made it!
It's really hot, damn that stinks.
today
As in a dream....

Wednesday, May 30, 2007
Monday, May 28, 2007
Saturday, May 26, 2007
only if
i would take you places
take you to the places we talk about
a quick trip around the bend
high speed to the places we love again
to the sea or the ocean
on the beach feeling free
places and spaces we wanna be
talk about it more
we just might see
the things we need
to make this real
to feel
your hands on the wheel
let's go and explore
some more
come on let's go
i'm sure
you know
that we should
before it's to late
i'm sure
we'll make
this date great.....
when i feel...
i feel this overwhelming urge
to swim as fast as I can
a cleanse to the soul
a release of stress
the sun bathes with you
feeling the brush of your love
for feeling striped free of
anxiety
back to the water
let's go
Friday, May 25, 2007
bliss
the feeling of release engulfs me
the rain washes away all of the anger
the pain
and misery
As the water falls
the clouds begin to group
forming this storm your not ready for
As the water falls
things become wet with distraut
problems bloom instead of flowers
As the water falls
tears of joy change quickly
during this storm
hands will be held
arms will be open
As the water falls
I will be there
head up and ready
to take on this storm
As the water stops falling
everything begins to clear
and things start looking a little better
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Thursday, May 24, 2007
T MINUS!
Wednesday, May 23, 2007
US AIRWAYS/AMERICA WEST = DUMP HOLE AIRLINE AND IT'S 50 YEAR OLD JETS!!!!!
I should have known better not to use them judging
by their racist flag they wave so proudly!
shitty. The seats are way too small, even for me and I'm not even a big guy.
Uncomforatable. The trays were raggity. I don't know how many of these old
planes they have left, but the one from Phoenix! SH*T!That was crazy talk! We
took US Airways from Vegas to Phoenix, Phoenix to Omaha.....and vice versa.
FUCKING balls! I was sooooo dissapointed with the quality of service. I was not
happy with the amount of time it took just to get a beverage on the way
back.....basically went the entire flight. No food, stupid pretzels. Not even
the honey roasted peanuts man! DAMN! I'm just like, wow I just spent how much to
be treated like a low life. No way. Damn US Airways and damn flying!
Airways.....

I spit on you and your crew.
you have prior engagements
Sucks huh.
The one thing I hate the most is when I'm really busy at work, and I have to get up to pee. I really have to pee, but then I really have to finish what I'm doing. So I'll put it off for a minute. Then I forget about the fact I have to pee, it's like my body goes "hey we can wait a minute". Then it comes hitting hard and it hurts so bad I'm literally wallowing in my own stupid pain.
Sucks huh
Another thing about bowel movements and pissing. It's the most inopportune times nine times outta ten. Like when you have a 2 or 3 story house, you head down to your car and pull out. You've already dedicated yourself into getting out of the driveway and on to your task. Then about 2 minutes later.............
THUNDER STRIKES
when your sitting in your car and the bathroom's Way too far.....diarrhea
when your typing up a poem and you feel your butt foam.....diarrhea
when your walking down the road and you drop that big fat load.....diarrhea
when your drinking at the bar and your asscheek's feel like tar.....diarrhea
when you start to sweat and you feel something wet....diarrhea
when you take it way to far and you break your guitar....diarrhea
when it smells really nasty and your butt is makin' ass-tea!.....diarrhea
when your sitting on a chair and you wet your DAREAIR.....diarrhea
when you blast a hole in your pants and you know it's your last chance....diarrhea
when you feel your stomach boil and your ass is churning oil....diarrhea
DUCK DUCK GONE!!
the stars
they sit there and light the sky
they create another world away from our own
they are magnificent
they are beautiful
they always make me smile
things we say
the things we do
the things we do
effect the people we love
the people we love effect
the things we do
the things we do
effect what we say
the things we say
on a ride
hugging the turns, feeling the road like the tires were my skin
accelerating fast
letting it all hang out
letting it all come out
letting it all out
my ride was great today, I can't wait to get back on and feel the road again
the things you'll do
things in a tree
things in the sea
things with me
there are many things you'll do
things with you
the things we'll do
things just the two
of us we shall do
take a trip with me
I would go somewhere I haven't been
I would go there as quickly as I could
I would stay there as long as time permits
I would do as much as possible
I would do it all with you
Tuesday, May 22, 2007
Monday, May 21, 2007
this will be amazing
have a nice day??
okay!
lets go!
and try to stray....
away!
from the things
that bring
pain to the brain
and make you go insane
things change
rearrange
then stay the same
that's the game
don't blame the way
we stay
we hang
we play
we try
to say
the things
the right way
and adventure you say?
camel spider
BIG ENOUGH TO EAT CATS & DOGS & KILL COWS & HORSES .... by Buck Stix
Camel Spiders tend to seek out shade during the daytime, so it's not terribly unusual to have a Camel Spider come charging across the desert at you. .... They are BIG and FAST. ( they can run up to 10 MPH ) Camel Spiders are also cannibalistic. Looks like the bottom Spider is eating the top Spider.
A Camel Spider can live for 10-15 years. Camel Spiders periodically shed their skin, increasing their size every time they do. Seems that more and more Camel Spiders are living longer, and longer. This means they are shedding more and more times, growing larger and larger. If this trend continues, someday a Camel Spider may reach over 3 feet in length.
Don't get bit
Look at this one...
Monday, July 31, 2006
Insurgents, Sectarian Violence and....Camel Spiders?
My friend and neighbor Tyler Williamson (introductory posts here and here) has been serving in Iraq for about a year. During that time he has been shelled and shot at, sunburned and sand-blinded, overworked, underpaid and much too far from home. But he's the kind of guy who can handle this sort of thing.
For my benefit (and his, I'm sure) Tyler has been sending occasional pictures of the Iraqi wildlife he encounters, from magpie-like Pied Crows, to bronzed river carp to a long-legged kind of native fox. Today he sent this, which evidently caused quite a stir at headquarters.
The troops call them "camel spiders" and give them due respect. They are in fact spider-relatives, solpugids (the Solifugae), a gruesome lot combining all the "best" features of spiders, scorpions and bedtime closet monsters.
........the first spider is actually not a camel spider but I thought my picture was cool so I put it in there.
Thanks to the Omaha Art Muesuem for that one.
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