you have prior engagements

Don't you hate it when you are deep in thought and someone distracts you?

Sucks huh.

The one thing I hate the most is when I'm really busy at work, and I have to get up to pee. I really have to pee, but then I really have to finish what I'm doing. So I'll put it off for a minute. Then I forget about the fact I have to pee, it's like my body goes "hey we can wait a minute". Then it comes hitting hard and it hurts so bad I'm literally wallowing in my own stupid pain.

Sucks huh

Another thing about bowel movements and pissing. It's the most inopportune times nine times outta ten. Like when you have a 2 or 3 story house, you head down to your car and pull out. You've already dedicated yourself into getting out of the driveway and on to your task. Then about 2 minutes later.............

THUNDER STRIKES

when your sitting in your car and the bathroom's Way too far.....diarrhea
when your typing up a poem and you feel your butt foam.....diarrhea
when your walking down the road and you drop that big fat load.....diarrhea
when your drinking at the bar and your asscheek's feel like tar.....diarrhea
when you start to sweat and you feel something wet....diarrhea
when you take it way to far and you break your guitar....diarrhea
when it smells really nasty and your butt is makin' ass-tea!.....diarrhea
when your sitting on a chair and you wet your DAREAIR.....diarrhea
when you blast a hole in your pants and you know it's your last chance....diarrhea
when you feel your stomach boil and your ass is churning oil....diarrhea